Crazy, Sexy, Cool

I KNOW...I FORGOT ONE

BLACK LOVE

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I HEARD PRINCE SING “ADORE”
A DESCRIPTION OF LOVE SO DEEP IT SEEMED SHALLOW TO THOSE WHO’D NEVER FELT IT
HE SAID “LOVE IS TOO WEAK TO DEFINE JUST WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME” AND IT SEEMED LIKE HE WAS BULLSHITTING, EMBELLISHING
I WASN’T HATING
I WAS JUST RELATING TO THE IMAGES I’VE SEEN, PERSONALLY.
NOTHING EVER QUITE AS PROFOUND
PAIN AND BITTERNESS WINNING OVER JOY IN EVERY ROUND
UNTIL THAT NIGHT
OH, THAT GLORIOUS NIGHT WHEN I SAW TWO PAIRS OF DARK BROWN EYES MEET EACHOTHER WITH SUCH UNITY AND GENTLE UNDERSTANDING AS THEY ENGAGED IN A DANCE
AS ONE
AT LAST
THE VERY DEFINITION OF WHAT I’D BEEN SEARCHING FOR
SOMETHING THAT SEEMED MYTHICAL
SOMETHING I CLAIMED DIDN’T EXIST SINCE I WASN’T ALIVE DURING THE TIME OF MALCOLM AND BETTY OR MARTIN AND CORETTA
BUT THAT NIGHT ON THE TV
I SAW IT
AND I DIDN’T NEED TO BE IN THE FRONT ROW OR EVEN IN THE BUILDING TO BE BLINDED BY THE DIVINE GLOW OF BLACK LOVE

I LOVE HER

NO LESBO.

STOP THE MADNESS

I've been noticing this trend specifically on gossip blogs that whenever a female celebrity is spotted with a male one they are not only automatically dating but all the pointed and negative commentary goes towards the female. She must be on the guys jock, the man is a source for money or more fame etc. As a feminist this is starting to trigger my double standard gag reflex. For example, what the hellll would Mya be with Gucci Mane?? Please people stop it. Mya use Gucci Mane for more fame? Now, I know her career has been rocky these past few years, however she's still been more successful throughout the years and has managed to remain in the public eye for about a decade(damn, i feel old...i remember when she first came out lolz). Doesn't Gucci have more reason to wanna be by Mya's side right about now anyways? He JUST got out of jail after all shiiit for all we know he was following ol girl around all night lmaoo. Anywho,Mya has since squashed the rumors that her and Gucci were gettin it in and that they are only working on a collabo. Not that i had any doubts.

Now for this Dream and Christina Milliblonde situation. Everyone wants to point the finger at her saying she's fucking for tracks. I'm not saying this doesn't look suspect seeing as this is the second producer she's been with in a row. However, lets examine this from The Dream's angle shall we. His ex-wife is getting it in with the "best rapper alive" don't you think he could of  been seeking a "good look" to put on his arm? The appearance that he's with C Millie is more than enough. I doubt she'd have to fuck him for a track. Her vixen status is cemented music or no music. Trust me, she's not on the cover of King magazine because "Us against the world" is the most played song in the editor's ipod. "She's the dream of a billion men" as Dream croons in his song "Fancy". And I'm saying The Dream is a hot writer and producer but i'm pretty sure if Christina was fucking for tracks she'd make a beeline straight to Kanyeezy. Tell me I'm lying.

IN RETROSPECT: BABY BOPPER?

AS MUCH AS I TRY TO LEAVE MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES UNTAINTED(AND DON'T YA'LL ACT LIKE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT USED TO FUCK W/ BARNEY...NO PUN INTENDED) BUT THE FACT THAT THE ONLY FEMALE DINOSAUR ON THE SHOW IS NAMED "BABY BOP" IS EXTREMELY AND INTENTIONALLY SUGGESTIVE LMAO JUST SAYING....

AND APPARENTLY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE SINCE WHEN I DECIDED TO LOOK UP CLASSIC PUBLIC OPINION ON URBANDICTIONARY.COM I FOUND THISSSS

"1. baby bop 39 up, 5 down
Barneys Bitch
Barney: baby bop, u satisfy all of my sexual needs in front of terrified children. hence, you are my bitch"

LMFAOO

YEA AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO POSSIBLE THEORIES AS TO WHY BARNEY'S PATNA IS NAMED BJ....SMH

S.F.G.

oaklandfriscojose
HE WANTS TO BE THE BOBBY TO MY WHITNEY
IM LOOKIN
FOR THE BARACK TO MY MICHELLE
SO IN THE SAME MINDSET WE AIN'T IN
SEE
THIS LIFE WE LEAD
ITS USELESS
SO USELESS
THE SEX
THE DRUGS
WE ABUSE IT, ABUSE IT
THE DRANK
THE HOES
THE NIGHTS
THE MORN
THE MEANINGLESS CONVERSATIONS
SILENCE ON THE WAY HOME
WE'RE TOO FAST
WHEN WILL WE EVER SLOW, SLOW, SLOW
GET TO KNOW...
I COULD BE YOUR LIGHT BRITE IF YOU'D LET ME GLOW,GLOW,GLOW
FELT MY FLOW
WHATEVER THOUGH
WE BOTH BOLDFACIN
SO OUR EMOTIONS WE WILL NEVER SHOW
ITS LIKE A STARING CONTEST
NO SMILES FOR MILES
ON THE SIDES OF THESE ROADS WE PUSH ASIDE THE SNOW FROM THE COLD OF OUR PRIDES
WHERE WE HIDE
MAKE THE ACT OF LOVE BUT NEVER ITS MAIN OBJECTIVE
AS A CONQUEST, I'M JUST YOUR SIDE PROJECT
HOBBY
HARDLY NEARLY POSSIBLY CLOSE TO BEING CONSIDERED IN YOUR RUNNING FOR THE TOP SLOT
DESPITE MY TOP BOX
MODEL SWAG
"I-N-D-E-P..."
TOP NOTCH GOOD GIRL
AND YOU SELL ROCKS
HOW DID WE GET HERE?
DURING MIDAY I SOMETIMES THINK OF YOUR FACE
AND THE NIGHT WE MET
OUR FIRST DATE
...KISS, FUCK, ETC
EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A MINUTE
YOU STILL LINGER EVEN THOUGH I HIDE THE EVIDENCE

**inspired by Drake "Houstatlantavegas" from the So Far Gone mixtape

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